Saturday, September 26, 2009

Pizza Hut

Special Directions: (eg. "Ring bell 5"): Knock three times and say "Buttercup"


lolz....what would you put as a special direction??
let us know and let us know if they actually did what you told them to do xD

Thursday, September 3, 2009

missy caught a mole xD

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Zombie Walk 2009

ok so, every year around this time Louisville has an event called the Zombie Walk. im not really sure what its for but i think its for some horror movie festivle. i think i spelled that right. i took some pics. i tried taking pics of other people but my hands were too bloody and didnt want to get blood on my cell. woot but it was fun as hell and awsome experience. the bambi walkers were out too. so we all kept crossing paths. the bambi walk is also at the highlands where you go bar to bar up and down the streets or something.


here are some pics of lex and i:
V!
lolz.
mew~

:]

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

we just passed a road side 10 commandments lolz

Friday, August 7, 2009

Corona Kitty (lolz)


Dear Corona:

My girlfriend and I were sitting at the table eating breakfast and heard our kitty meowing. We had no idea where it was coming from until we started to see the Corona box shaking. This is one of the pictures we took and thought you would like to see it too.

Sincerly,
Yuki Battery

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

stuff

Trisha: no i wasn't drunk when i posted that. i was posting from my phone and thats what it sent xD

we haven't been up to date with posting. been kind of busy. i got a job :3 yay! working at six flags w00t. hmmm what else. we got kicked out of our other hotel and moved to another extended stay america. we got caught with missy and helga in the room - they weren't registered and the manager was a cunt so yea- we like this new place better. we spent about 300 bucks last night. kai is getting his balls knocked off. err... what else is there. lex is now out of withdrawal. donations appreciated.

im playing toontown again if any of you want to play wif me :]
sucks to have to start all over but oh wellz

i puked last night ... twice- i was caughing and then bleh all over the pillow and against my face. i advise you to not drink sleepytime tea when your coughing. cos that stuff just comes right out without any warning.

but i think this is all.
all we got is pictures to post.
oh yea! im 25 now lolz meh

The Collector: lots of blood and gore. the movie was good- i like the different traps set in each room and how the killers eye would give off some kind of light. kind of pissed me off that there was no story behind the collector and didnt explain why he did what he did and the reason behind why he chose those families to torture and kill. Other than that it was pretty good. Lex was screaming the whole time- was pretty amusing.

Next: Orphan (which we will be seeing tonight whether lex likes it or not ;p) and then Up which i saw already and loved it. was an awsome movie :3


Friday, July 31, 2009

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Kai




Yogi ---> Kai

we got ourselves a kitten - a boy :3 he's so cute. hes already spoiled with toys and a play area. hes a polydactyl.

too lazy at the moment ;p but pictures will be posted soon

Saturday, July 25, 2009

yay!

clamsters: just found out Clamy reads my blog everyday - makes me so happy :3 shes a really really good friend of mine on second life and a victim of my 'bratness.' clamy thank you so much for reading and commenting xD i miss you too :p

Friday, July 24, 2009

Hungover? >:|



I felt like shit - nauseous and "icky"

Too many Long Island Ice Teas :[

never again >_<

Thursday, July 23, 2009

hi im a minority. hi im a minority too. lets stick together :]
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tinks: Lesbian Bar

On our way to Tinks, a lesbian bar here. We's gonna play pool and hopefully they are hiring there :P w00t! And yea... lesbians still scare me xD


im not really sure how many games we played but i know we both had won a game. along with one madras. two long ice teas. one screaming orgasm. and one shot of apply pucker. well when we arrived we were the only ones there, which was pretty awsome - no cover charge :p two others arrived, but lexi thinks they were two lost straight people lolz. spent most of the money on drinks, pool and jukebox. but all wellz. lolz

Dear Follower:

Thank you for being our follower. You are our first and I hope there will be some more to come :3 Isis, I still can't get that conversation out of my head with you me and Jayda - about your roommate coming home high and/or drunk, pushing you on your office chair, seducing you with a bucket of chicken. Mmm... you know you like having that grease smeared all over you while she licks it off you. lolz xDDDD!!!!

Randomness......

Cafe 360: the place where it all happens. the place where i got lexi preggers. the place i overdosed off strawberry shortcake hookahs. the place where huge group of kids get together, losing track of themselves. a place for jogging breasts. a place for waitresses who like to masturbate in the bathroom. a place for waitresses who ignore coming to your table. or for a waitress asking for your order while they stare at lexi's "busums." this is where we usually go to support my hookah addiction.
:]

Lexi saw this bike at the flea market and calls it the "the exercise bike from hell"
lolz

i have no idea where this came from so im passing the keyboard over to lex to explain this one xD

Yuki is a cheater >.>;

This was at a lil vintage shop in the highlands and I just thought is was the funniest thing ever...so...yeah...here it is.^^;

YAY!!!! Lexi ~ w00t

#9: Lexi



Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Yuki's Dyke Moment of The Day * from, like, three days ago

Fighting a tug-of-war match against her girlfriend over possession of her (Yuki's) wallet

Special Skills

Yuki and I grabbed applications for The Great Escape (a comic book store) today. While looking over the applications, I saw a section called Special Skills. What kind of "special skills" would someone need to work in a comic book store?

Name: Bobby Miller
Special Skills: Comic book obsession, ability to file in alphabetical order. Can also read (with pictoral aid).

lmfao

i think ive become addicted to hookahs

lolz so after lexi closed the car door and grabbed her purse she went to walk toward the hotel but she couldn't cos she closed her purse into the door xD was really amusing to watch her snap back towards the car door.

went to shogun today - a japanese restaurant where they cook in front of you. the shrimp wasn't really good. someone asked if they had white rice and they said no. ..... how can you make fried rice without white rice xD lolz made no sense. also some guy ordered an extra order of fried rice o.o which was pretty scary. showed lexi how my mom uses chopsticks - one chopstick in each hand, was pretty funny.

lolz

Dykequil

Monday, July 20, 2009

Hookah O=(^^o)




Mmmm... Strawberry Shortcake Hookah

Mom: "What??????? ..... What do you mean????? What do you mean by smokin' a hookah??"

lolz












Lexi: "(lolz) Look how ghetto it looks - with the tin foil and shih..."
















:3

Still kinda sick :[


we are a few posts behind. been kinda lazy to update it as much as possible. im kinda sick and not sure why or what it is. but im feeling better, yay. today we spent way too much money than we needed to. but i guess its ok since itll all be in good use. we bought comic books - vintage stuff - posters - and some other random stuff. i think we did pretty well on the money. we didnt go totally overboard or anything since everything was like 2-5 dollars from the flea market and vintage shops. the comic books and posters were also reasonably priced. spending about 20-30 bucks at each store and we were only at two comic book stores. one vintage shop. and one flea market. four shops :]



tomorrow is apartment hunting.
and i gotta look at the job book no matter how much i d0nt want to xD
and hopefully my rents wont freak out too much on the apartment lolz - oh wellz




Look what we found at the Dollar Store













lolz

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Mac N' Cheese



Yay \o/ !!! Lexi made Mac n' Cheese for dinner tonight

woot!!! :D

was awsomely delish (lolz)

Today at Six Flags

Me Slyvester and Porky Pig
...
i forgot porky's name until Lexi told - i felt bad and then poked his nose. i rubbed slyvester's nose too and he pat me on the head ;3


here are some pics of Lexi at work. look how butch she looks with her dykey shoes and that sexy bright yellow uniform.

Blue Beard's Bounty





Rio Grande



the safety square - i gave Lexi shit for staying out the safety square even if it was just a bit of heel ^^ yay!


me riding rio - i think i rode it like 5 times

i also got to help by opening the exit gate and clicking the counter thing which was awsome cos i always wanted to use that thing.

ive felt like some kind of attraction today at the park because people kept commenting on my hair, my goggles and my headphones. some chick said i look like i was from the future of 2020 or something. ive also become a lost and found for lost children - two kids couldnt find their parents so i helped them find their parents. one of them was a cute lil black kid who reached out to hold my hand to help him find his mom :]


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Kentucky Kingdom

On the count of three, I want to hear you scream - 1....2.....3!!!!


It was raining that day. She was posted at Sky Coaster (like hell i'm getting on that ride) and thats where I hung out. The green ride back there is Bounty where she Lexi entertains her customers :3 - was amusing to watch lolz.

She doesn't know it but Brittany and Linsday are in love with her :p

Road Runner (red)
Greezed Lightening (Green)
(...and like hell im riding those as well)



I found this cute little display while i lost at six flags :pp

Stuck in Louisville

so here i am in louisville, ky. i still can't pronounce this city's name xD there is not as much twanging as i thought there will be. and im hungry. i haven't done much around this city yet since lexi is at work ;3 but its ok - shes amazing. we've made this hotel as if it is our home lolz. we keep buying stuff eventhough we won't be permenately living here. she already knows where everything is, especially in the kitchen xD i should just post pictures and comment them. seems more amusing than writing word for word about my day. if i was reading this id just skip right to the pictures anyways lolz.